Tuesday, March 17, 2009
i like yo take on zombies....
What Is A Zombie?
A zombie is "the living dead", people who have died and than have been reanimated (or, more simply, rose from the dead). They experience no pain and have no other thoughts than to simply devour the living. They have no recolection of past lives, so, except under extremly rare circumstances, they will not respond to loved things or people.
How Do You Become A Zombie?
You can become a zombie three ways, (1) by being bitten by a zombie, (2) zombie blood getting into your bloodstream (yes they have blood), or (3) by contracting the disease itself (read paragraph below on Zombititus).
You see, the zombie transformation is actually a virus called "Zombititus". It spreads much like AIDS, but is believed (by experts such as myself) to have originated in tombs of the ancient Egyptians. When archeologists and grave robbers began disturbing the sleeping mummies, they also let loose a dormant disease that has come back with vengance.
What Are The Symptoms Of Zombititus?
Zombititus has a few obvious symptoms. First, the infected area (if you are bitten) turns black. You begin to feel delusional and are unaware of what is going on. You find it diffucult to perform even the simpilist of tasks. Your bodily functions slow down, and your mind deteriorates. Eventually you die (this can all happen in as long as two days, or as short as two hours depending on the severity of the bite). Once you are dead, the disease continues to eat away at your body, like a rapid decompisition (once again, this can take up to two weeks or it can happen in a few hours). When all life has been destroyed, the corpse is revived (often times, it has already been buried, which is where zombies rising from their graves came from), and the monster goes on his killing spree.
How Can I Protect Myself From A Zombie?
Protecting yourself is actually quite simple. The easiest thing to do (if faced with one or two) is to run away and get to a safe shelter. Don't worry about trying to run like an Olympic Athlete, zombies can not run, and they can't walk very fast either. Therefore, you can easily escape one without tiring yourself out. Just remember the story about the tortise and the hare!
A safe shelter would be, preferably, a tornado shelter or bomb shelter, but as not everyone has the luxury of a steel and concrete bunker hidden in their backyard, it is best to improvise. In your home, barricade all doors and windows in the house, making sure that nothing can break through. Keep all the necesities needed to survive near you, including a gun. That way, if a zombie does manage to enter your house, you don't need to scramble around looking for a weapon. Remember, ALWAYS AIM TO BLOW THEIR BRAINS OUT!!!
(another quick solution, burn your zombie to a crisp, although I would warn you to get out of the way to avoid burning up too.)
If you are not near your home and do not have a weapon, quickly escape to the nearest safe place, a friends home would do nicely. Avoid running to cities because even though that will help you, it will not help the poor souls that get bitten when they run into the zombie. Of course, if you don't want to destroy the zombie, you can always dash off and allow the zombie to get lost all on its own.
How Smart Are Zombies?
Zombies are perhaps, the smartest thing next to turkey's. They have absolutly no intelligance.
How Are Zombies Like Humans?
Except for the fact that zombies began as humans, there is absolutly no similarities. They have no hand-eye coordination, so they cannot climb or swim. They do not breathe and do not bleed when cut, though blood remains in their bodies. They use none of their organs, even the digestive track stops working. Also, they cannot heal and remain alive unless their head is severed from the body, or the brain is completly blown out. Zombies have no emotions and are impossible to tame. Never try to reason with a zombie, they have no response to emotion. In short, zombies are exactly what they seen: walking corpses.
What Happens If I Am Bitten By A Zombie?
Than you're dead, Zombititus has no cure. I would suggest killing yourself as soon as possible.
A zombie is "the living dead", people who have died and than have been reanimated (or, more simply, rose from the dead). They experience no pain and have no other thoughts than to simply devour the living. They have no recolection of past lives, so, except under extremly rare circumstances, they will not respond to loved things or people.
How Do You Become A Zombie?
You can become a zombie three ways, (1) by being bitten by a zombie, (2) zombie blood getting into your bloodstream (yes they have blood), or (3) by contracting the disease itself (read paragraph below on Zombititus).
You see, the zombie transformation is actually a virus called "Zombititus". It spreads much like AIDS, but is believed (by experts such as myself) to have originated in tombs of the ancient Egyptians. When archeologists and grave robbers began disturbing the sleeping mummies, they also let loose a dormant disease that has come back with vengance.
What Are The Symptoms Of Zombititus?
Zombititus has a few obvious symptoms. First, the infected area (if you are bitten) turns black. You begin to feel delusional and are unaware of what is going on. You find it diffucult to perform even the simpilist of tasks. Your bodily functions slow down, and your mind deteriorates. Eventually you die (this can all happen in as long as two days, or as short as two hours depending on the severity of the bite). Once you are dead, the disease continues to eat away at your body, like a rapid decompisition (once again, this can take up to two weeks or it can happen in a few hours). When all life has been destroyed, the corpse is revived (often times, it has already been buried, which is where zombies rising from their graves came from), and the monster goes on his killing spree.
How Can I Protect Myself From A Zombie?
Protecting yourself is actually quite simple. The easiest thing to do (if faced with one or two) is to run away and get to a safe shelter. Don't worry about trying to run like an Olympic Athlete, zombies can not run, and they can't walk very fast either. Therefore, you can easily escape one without tiring yourself out. Just remember the story about the tortise and the hare!
A safe shelter would be, preferably, a tornado shelter or bomb shelter, but as not everyone has the luxury of a steel and concrete bunker hidden in their backyard, it is best to improvise. In your home, barricade all doors and windows in the house, making sure that nothing can break through. Keep all the necesities needed to survive near you, including a gun. That way, if a zombie does manage to enter your house, you don't need to scramble around looking for a weapon. Remember, ALWAYS AIM TO BLOW THEIR BRAINS OUT!!!
(another quick solution, burn your zombie to a crisp, although I would warn you to get out of the way to avoid burning up too.)
If you are not near your home and do not have a weapon, quickly escape to the nearest safe place, a friends home would do nicely. Avoid running to cities because even though that will help you, it will not help the poor souls that get bitten when they run into the zombie. Of course, if you don't want to destroy the zombie, you can always dash off and allow the zombie to get lost all on its own.
How Smart Are Zombies?
Zombies are perhaps, the smartest thing next to turkey's. They have absolutly no intelligance.
How Are Zombies Like Humans?
Except for the fact that zombies began as humans, there is absolutly no similarities. They have no hand-eye coordination, so they cannot climb or swim. They do not breathe and do not bleed when cut, though blood remains in their bodies. They use none of their organs, even the digestive track stops working. Also, they cannot heal and remain alive unless their head is severed from the body, or the brain is completly blown out. Zombies have no emotions and are impossible to tame. Never try to reason with a zombie, they have no response to emotion. In short, zombies are exactly what they seen: walking corpses.
What Happens If I Am Bitten By A Zombie?
Than you're dead, Zombititus has no cure. I would suggest killing yourself as soon as possible.
Monday, March 16, 2009
My take on zombies........
alright this has nothing to do with music and I apoligize for that. but i have a very interesting question. ok you know if you get bit by a zombie you'll turn into one right? ok what if you bit the zombie before he bit you? would he turn back to a human? or would that still make you a zombie? wait, you would actually be a zombie before you bit him on the acount of the intention to bite him. you bite anybody, you automatically a zombie... but what if a zombie bit another zombie? would it counteract the virus? cuz you know how to cure spider bites they use the venom of that spider to make an anti-serium. maybe its the same with zombies.
Monday, February 23, 2009
the ataris
the ataris are not a new band. they have some age to there group. they remade this sond "boys of summer" tht was origanaly made by Don henly.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Egypt central
this is egypt central. i think they're kind of a alternative/rock type band. found them not to long ago and they are exceptionally decent.
Monday, February 16, 2009
here are some really cool bands. enjoy.
here is "blessed by a broken heart" there are a techno/rock band. an unusual mix but it sounds extremely well.
here is "escape the fate" they are a screamo/alternative type band. their old music is very similar to the new. their old singer ronnie was a very talented singer and had some outstanding talent. unfortunatly he was sent to prison and etf had to have him replaced by the former singer of "bless the fall" and "the word alive".
here is "firewind" they remind me of a modern day AC/DC/airbourne mix but a lil chill. they are a great rockband. i dont know much about them but i will soon enough.
here is "blessed by a broken heart" there are a techno/rock band. an unusual mix but it sounds extremely well.
here is "escape the fate" they are a screamo/alternative type band. their old music is very similar to the new. their old singer ronnie was a very talented singer and had some outstanding talent. unfortunatly he was sent to prison and etf had to have him replaced by the former singer of "bless the fall" and "the word alive".
here is "firewind" they remind me of a modern day AC/DC/airbourne mix but a lil chill. they are a great rockband. i dont know much about them but i will soon enough.
Monday, February 9, 2009
yo yo yo
hey welcome to my jam spot. here i will be finding new bands and music of most genres. i will post a link to a new band when i can. if you have any requests for new music or have any questions just post me a blog. :)
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